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      • Due Date
        06/30/08
        Dear Baby,

        Really, I can tell that you are all comfy cozy and stuff but I, strangely, am not. When you snuggle down into your little womb punching my uterus into just the right shape, I get a little testy. Especially because most of the time you are punching my very private parts from

      • Papa Rocks
        06/23/08


        I have been tired, cranky, cranky and tired. I pick battles with the Creep that are not worth picking, and he and I have both been driven to tears more than once over something as minor as putting on his shoes (or the fact that he took them off 10 seconds after I had finally gotten th

      • The List
        06/16/08
        I am compiling a list, the hard way, of things that I will no longer do before this baby makes her debut:

        1. I will no longer invite anyone over to my house. I will, with much gratitude, accept any and all invitations to playdates at other people's houses, for lunch, for trips to

      • Stylin'
        06/13/08


        I confronted the EP yesterday on this disturbing picture of Ronald Reagan that I found on his laptop. Why? Just...why? Ronald Reagan? An anti-socialized medicine poster? Why? Why?

        "Because Ronny had the best hair that ever was," says my stylin' husband.

      • Here baby, baby, baby....
        06/11/08


        As you can see, things are progressing swimmingly around here - for the given definition of:

        swim·ming·ly [swim-ing-lee]: stretch marks have stretch marks, forget on average of 10 words per conversation, cries every time something is forgotten at the top of the stairs
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