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  - Neglect-O-Matic
    01/30/06
    
    Oscar and I are taking an infant massage class (read: forum for moms to cry together about how little sleep they are getting and to make plans to run off to Mexico) at a local school.
    
    At the last class one of the other moms said that she and her husband have a name for t
  - bye, bye bathtime
    01/22/06
    
    i love hanging out with my son. sometimes though, a day will slip by without any quality time really spent with one another. he will be fussy, or i will be tired and not able to be in the moment and the day will just slip away. that is why i love bathtime.
    
    we fill up th
  - holy crap
    01/20/06
  - the scare bear
    01/17/06
    
    ok, i will be the first to admit that i scare pretty easily. as a matter of fact i can't sleep with my closet door open because, you know, there might be things hiding in it. but even the most adult of us has to admit, this bear is downright freaky. and if it were hanging 6 i
  - archy and mehitabel live on in me.
    01/15/06
    
    i used to love reading the poems of archy, a poet reincarnated into the soul of a cockroach. they were first published in the evening sun newspaper and later in the new york tribune.
    
    archy would go into the newspaper office late at night and pound out poems on the t
  - crêpes a la oscar
    01/14/06
  - Its all in the jowls...
    01/10/06
  - A Picture is Worth a Thousand Words....
    01/10/06
  - Anatomy of an Oscar
    01/02/06
    People have been asking us who Oscar looks like. For the most part I think he just looks like a fat little baby - but to be fair, we have started to recognize different body parts that he may have inherited. To whit:
    
    He has his mother's (and grandmother's) nose:
  - British Television Advertising Awards
    01/01/06
    Oscar, my mother and I all went to see the British Televsion Advertising Awards on Friday. These were my favorites, and I managed to find them for your viewing pleasure! Be warned, they may take a while to load if you are on a dial-up connection.
    
    Athletes
    
    Golfers
2005
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